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SBTB Mailbag, Vol. 2 

Anonymous: effkillmarry: mr. dewey, rod belding, jeff the waiter

DG: Easy. F - Rod Belding (he’ll be gone in the morning anyway). K - Jeff (twice if possible). M - Mr. Dewey (teachers get great benefits).

LS: I have nothing to add. I’d FKM the exact same characters for the exact same reasons. Although, I think Rod Belding would be a selfish lover and a pretty shitty lay. I’m just sayin.

Anonymous: I’m gonna miss you guys! D

DG: Aw, shucks. [looks at shoes, blushes]

LS: Well, neither of us is dying. Probably.

Anonymous: Will you get Danger Guerrero to read Screeches tell all book? Will you get him to watch Screeches porn? DO IT

LS: No. No. No. Super-no. Uber-no. It is such a slippery slope. One minute I’m asking him to read Screech’s book, the next I’m asking him to kill one of my business associates. I’m not going to start down that path.

DG: Impossible. The idea that there are people out there who want to see Screech (SCREECH) have sex is more terrifying to me than flying sharks with machine guns for fins. Also, wtf is a book? Is it like a tumblr?

loljocks: How much money would you pay to see AC Slater get in a fight with Zach Morris, take his shirt off and yell “WHO ELSE WANT TO FUCK WITH HOLLYWOOD COURT?”

DG: At least $20. I’ll go up $35 if Kelly is a ring girl.

LS: What is my lifetime earning potential? Whatever that number is, that is how much I’m willing to spend.

Anonymous: why no college years????????????

LS: Because. Just ugh.