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This episode is set 10-years after the gang has graduated from Bayside and I’m confused as to why fashion did not change and why that Slater knock off is holding a giant Caboodle.

This episode is set 10-years after the gang has graduated from Bayside and I’m confused as to why fashion did not change and why that Slater knock off is holding a giant Caboodle.

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I would like to thank whomever is responsible for making Belding wear this moustache for the final episode. It cranked up the creepy teacher vibe tenfold.

I would like to thank whomever is responsible for making Belding wear this moustache for the final episode. It cranked up the creepy teacher vibe tenfold.

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I think he meant to use the past perfect tense here? School.

I think he meant to use the past perfect tense here? School.

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In case anyone was wondering, this is the final body count on Zack Morris.

In case anyone was wondering, this is the final body count on Zack Morris.

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LOLSlater

whatacrockofshi said: I know many people have asked you to continue on with the college years or shows like California Dreams, but we all know that is a waste of your time and talents. What you really should do next is go through every Brendan Fraser movie with screen caps and comments. You know this is a great idea, so when can we expect your first post?

I would rather start blogging for Glenn Beck than start a Brendan Fraser movie blog. Actually, that may be a bit harsh. Or maybe it isn’t. Regardless, you can follow my other blog if you so desire. I may doing a compelling 5-part series on the finer points of “Airheads” at some point. It wouldn’t be the dumbest thing I’ve written. That honor goes to everything I’ve ever written about Courtney Stodden…which is more than I’d care to admit.

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LOLSlater

Anonymous said: oh no!! this is the last episode, isn't it?? are you going to have some comprehensive wrap up thing at the end of your blog? wistfully looking back on everything you've learned in the blog process??

There is actually one more episode, but I think it is another flashback episode, so I’ll probably skip it.

As far as a comprehensive wrap up goes…I don’t know. Maybe?

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And that is the exact reason why a Dustin Diamond sex tape exists. Thanks, dickhole.

And that is the exact reason why a Dustin Diamond sex tape exists. Thanks, dickhole.

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Yes, the most important lesson we learned was that soda is not an appropriate reparation for slavery. Well done, Bayside.

Yes, the most important lesson we learned was that soda is not an appropriate reparation for slavery. Well done, Bayside.

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I think Screech got into Jessie’s NoDoz stash.

I think Screech got into Jessie’s NoDoz stash.

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Things I will miss about Bayside:
Slater’s pants
Things I will not miss about Bayside:
Everything else

Things I will miss about Bayside:

  • Slater’s pants

Things I will not miss about Bayside:

  • Everything else

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It helped that the entire performance lasted 75 seconds. I think I could have gotten a pack of wild dogs to sit through that.

It helped that the entire performance lasted 75 seconds. I think I could have gotten a pack of wild dogs to sit through that.