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The Final Countdown

As many of you may have noticed this blog has jumped the shark harder than SBTB did when Tori showed up and we were supposed to not notice that Kelly and Jessie had obviously been sent off to rehab without so much as a going away bender. Anyway, this is final episode of “Saved By the Bell,” which means this blog has nearly reached its terminus. To celebrate this totally “meh” occassion, starting next week Warming Glow contributing editor Danger Guerrero and I will be hosting a week long countdown of our favorite “Saved By the Bell” moments, which will culminate in a final Q&A session where we’d love to answer your important questions/comments/what have you about a TV show that went off the air long before any of us had heard of the Kardashians. So submit your questions here, and we’ll put this thing to bed in style.

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Pleated jeans.
Zack Morris in pleated jeans.

  1. Pleated jeans.
  2. Zack Morris in pleated jeans.

Cool high school memory, bro.

Cool high school memory, bro.

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So we could kick him straight in the baby maker.

So we could kick him straight in the baby maker.

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We think Mr. Feeny > Mr. Belding.

We think Mr. Feeny > Mr. Belding.

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What, Showgirls 2?

What, Showgirls 2?

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It’s true. Ask Barak Obama how many handjobs he had to give to become President. I bet it was like a million.

It’s true. Ask Barak Obama how many handjobs he had to give to become President. I bet it was like a million.

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To summarize, this is 18-year-old Past Screech, trying to secure a date for 28-year-old Future Screech, with a Present day 16-year-old high school girl. Terrific. Still, I have to give him credit for being honest with his prospects of finding a girlfriend before he was 30.

To summarize, this is 18-year-old Past Screech, trying to secure a date for 28-year-old Future Screech, with a Present day 16-year-old high school girl. Terrific. Still, I have to give him credit for being honest with his prospects of finding a girlfriend before he was 30.

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Murder/suicide pact?

Murder/suicide pact?

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And you look like Andrea Zuckerman. Face!

And you look like Andrea Zuckerman. Face!

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Cue the Law & Order theme song…now.

Cue the Law & Order theme song…now.

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LOLSlater

Anonymous said: I feel bad for those actors in the time capsule episode. They were probably really positive they were going to be cast for The New Class.

I know, but then something even worse happened; someone created IMDB.com and this ended up being their only credit. Sadface. 

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Just In case any of you were looking for a last minute Christmas gift this year.

Just In case any of you were looking for a last minute Christmas gift this year.

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No it isn’t. Shit, a second grader could do it. It means greater in excellence or higher in superiority. No wonder Jessie got such a shitty SAT score.

No it isn’t. Shit, a second grader could do it. It means greater in excellence or higher in superiority. No wonder Jessie got such a shitty SAT score.

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Not to be a dick, but was it really necessary to get a giant foam lined industrial tube to store that VHS tape? I mean, couldn’t you have just stuck it in an envelope and put it in the janitor’s closet?

Not to be a dick, but was it really necessary to get a giant foam lined industrial tube to store that VHS tape? I mean, couldn’t you have just stuck it in an envelope and put it in the janitor’s closet?