January 2012
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SBTB Mailbag, Vol. 4
alimahmad: Do you think that Michelle Slater, Jeff Winger’s hot professor girlfriend from Community’s first season, was named Slater as an intentional reference to SBTB? Britta is blonde, and shorter than Slater, just like Zack. LS: No? Maybe?? Probably??? Honestly, I have no idea. This might be a thing Dan Harmon did. I don’t function on enough levels to understand why he named her...
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SBTB Mailbag, Vol. 3
Anonymous: Please list the following teachers in order of their importance to bayside: mr. tuttle, mr. testaverde, the deaf lady teacher, mr. dewey, the blind lady teacher, and the cooking class teacher who sings while she cooks. Show your work and feel free to add any I’ve forgotten. LS: Here are my rankings:
Mr. Tuttle - That guy taught every single class at Bayside. MVP.
The Home Ec...
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SBTB Mailbag, Vol. 2
Anonymous: effkillmarry: mr. dewey, rod belding, jeff the waiter DG: Easy. F - Rod Belding (he’ll be gone in the morning anyway). K - Jeff (twice if possible). M - Mr. Dewey (teachers get great benefits). LS: I have nothing to add. I’d FKM the exact same characters for the exact same reasons. Although, I think Rod Belding would be a selfish lover and a pretty shitty lay. I’m just sayin....
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SBTB Mailbag, Vol. 1
Good afternoon, nerds and welcome to the LOLSlater/Danger Guerrero “Saved By the Bell” mailbag. You asked a bunch of serious questions, and we provided a bunch of idiotic answers to those queries. I’m just kidding. Your questions were just as stupid as our answers. ANYWAY, I’ll publish a few questions today, a few questions tomorrow, and then we’ll never speak of SBTB...
December 2011
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LOLSlater and Danger Guerrero’s Top Five Saved By The Bell Moments:
#1 - The Break Up
DG: For #1, I think we need to touch on the central issue throughout the show’s run: the on-again, off-again romance between Zack and Kelly. While there are lots of moments from the show to choose from on that topic, I think the best example is the break up scene at the dance. There is simply...
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LOLSlater and Danger Guerrero’s Top Five Saved By The Bell Moments:
#3 - No Hope With Dope LOLSlater: If there is one thing that “Saved By the Bell” was really super good at, it was taking a serious issue and turning it into a very forced and melodramatic issue, which usually always resulted in some of the funniest morning programming this planet has seen this side of “The 700 Club.”...
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LOLSlater and Danger Guerrero’s Top Five Saved By The Bell Moments:
#4 - Zack and Slater Fighting DG: My favorite part of this scene is that, in a series filled with ludicrous plot devices (“WE STRUCK OIL!”; “WE’RE ROCK STARS NOW!”; “SCREECH HAS A SENTIENT ROBOT AND NO ONE MAKES A BIG DEAL ABOUT EVEN THOUGH HE’S LIKE 17 AND THAT WOULD BE A MAJOR SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH EVEN TODAY!”), this...
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LOLSlater and Danger Guerrero’s Top Five Saved By The Bell Moments:
#5 - Anytime Slater Dances LOLSlater: I’ll be honest; Slater dancing was the main inspiration for this blog. I was getting ready for work one morning, watching the episode where Slater apologizes to Jessie for some injustice by stripping off his breakaway Z. Cavariccis (PS – That is a million dollar idea; you’re...
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Your Daily Reminder
Danger Guererro and I will be counting down our 5 favorite “Saved By the Bell” moments next week, and then we will be answering any of your SBTB related queries. Submit your questions here, and have a completely adequate Christmas or something.
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LOLSlater: The Final Countdown →
I’m going to reblog this several times between now and this weekend, so I sort of apologize…but not really. Submit your questions to Danger Guerrero and me right HERE. We’d love to answer any of your Saved By the Bell related queries, and let’s be honest…when are you going to get answers to these stupid questions/observations ever again?
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The Final Countdown
As many of you may have noticed this blog has jumped the shark harder than SBTB did when Tori showed up and we were supposed to not notice that Kelly and Jessie had obviously been sent off to rehab without so much as a going away bender. Anyway, this is final episode of “Saved By the Bell,” which means this blog has nearly reached its terminus. To celebrate this totally...
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Anonymous asked: I feel bad for those actors in the time capsule episode. They were probably really positive they were going to be cast for The New Class.
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whatacrockofshi asked: I know many people have asked you to continue on with the college years or shows like California Dreams, but we all know that is a waste of your time and talents. What you really should do next is go through every Brendan Fraser movie with screen caps and comments. You know this is a great idea, so when can we expect your first post?
Anonymous asked: oh no!! this is the last episode, isn't it?? are you going to have some comprehensive wrap up thing at the end of your blog? wistfully looking back on everything you've learned in the blog process??
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November 2011
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This is the pinnacle of Mario Lopez’s career. I’m not willing to argue about this fact.
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